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• Colleagues Question Whether Abbott’s ‘Culture War’ Medals Are Legit

  By theunozblog on 18/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Following revelations of LNP candidate Trevor Ruthenberg’s war medal confusion, members of the Coalition have begun to cast aspersions over their colleague Tony Abbott’s war medals that he claims he won in the ‘culture wars.’ “No one believes for a… Read More ›

• The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›

• England Shocked To Learn That Home Is Actually France

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›

• Canadian Bigot Shocked To Learn How Few People Actually Watch Sky News

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Alt-right Canadian bigot Lauren Southern was shocked to learn how few people actually watched Sky News after appearing on the network over the weekend. Southern who is in Australia as part of her, “Look At Me Say Racist Crap’ world… Read More ›

• Trump Excited To Meet The Queen “Loves Bohemian Rhapsody”

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›

• Guy Sebastian Gives Polite Apology To Rowdy Fan Who Threw Half A Muffin At Him

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Idol winner Guy Sebastian has been captured on video hugging and apologising to an audience member who threw half a muffin at him during a live show in the NSW central west. “Guy was halfway through “I Like… Read More ›

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