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• Andrew Bolt To Launch International Men’s Month

  By theunozblog on 11/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Conservative commentator Andrew Bolt has declared war on Women and plans to launch International Men’s Month. “It is time society took stock and said a collective thank you to all Men for what we have done thus far,” editorialised Mr… Read More ›

• United Nations Declares Mark Latham’s Robocalls Cruel And Inhumane Punishment

  By theunozblog on 10/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The United Nation has today declared that Mark Latham’s robocall to all voters in the seat of Longman on behalf of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party is cruel and inhumane punishment. “We condemn Australia for subjecting it’s citizens to this… Read More ›

• David Leyonhjelm Revealed As Latest Chris Lilley Character

  By theunozblog on 09/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Comedian Chris Lilley has broken character to reveal that Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm is in fact played by the comedian himself dressing up in bald face. “It started as a joke I thought you know I’d run for Senate… Read More ›

• ‘Dry July’ Epidemic Has Man Panicking About Prospects For Weekend Drinks

  By theunozblog on 06/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  All week, 31-year-old accounts manager Brad Manning has watched his Facebook feed with growing despair as friend-after-friend has enthusiastically declared their commitment to “Dry July”. Now, with Friday knock off rapidly approaching, Mr Manning has been left entirely unsure who’s… Read More ›

• Salmonella Germs Horrified At Thought Of Touching Andrew Bolt

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Billions of salmonella germs have waged protests in petri dishes across the country after learning that the plastic bag ban may lead them to make contact with the skin of opinion writer Andrew Bolt. “‘Most of us are decent, hard… Read More ›

• Shorten Sends Abbott A Thank You Bouquet Of Onions For Taking The Heat Off Of Him

  By theunozblog on 05/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Bill Shorten has sent former Prime Minister Tony Abbott a thank you bouquet of onions after the former Prime Minister took off some of the heat on Shorten by attacking the current Prime Minister over the… Read More ›

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