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• Sky News Apologises To Its Viewer Over Leyonhjelm’s Remarks

  By theunozblog on 04/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News has issued an apology to its viewer over disparaging remarks made by Senator Leyonhjelm on its Outsiders program concerning fellow Senator Sarah Hanson Young. “Senator Leyonhjelm’s remarks where out of line. I tell you he entered into Mark… Read More ›

• Australian, American Immigration Policy Still Based On That One Scene From “Scarface”

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/07/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›

• Bert Newton And Barry Hall Sack David Leyonhjelm As Speech Writer

  By theunozblog on 02/07/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Following a disastrous Logies speech and equally dismal radio performance Australian TV legend Bert Newton and Footballer Barry Hall have announced that they’ve sacked their speech writer Liberal Democrat Senator David Leyonhjelm. “David came highly recommended to me by Mark… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce To Hand Out Condoms At Parliament’s Mid-Winter Ball

  By theunozblog on 29/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has announced that he will be attending this year’s Mid-Winter Ball to hand out condoms to all attendees. “Normally what happens at the Mid-Winter ball stays at the Mid-Winter ball but as we saw… Read More ›

• Australia Bans Live Export Of Contiki Tourists

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Minister for Agriculture has banned the live export of Contiki tourists during the northern hemisphere summer after distressing footage emerged of hungover young Australians trying to survive a bumpy bus journey from Nice to Florence. “There was clearly… Read More ›

• Optus Tried To Shield Australia From The Pain

  By theunozblog on 27/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Following the Socceroos exit from the Football World Cup rights holder Optus has issued a press release to all of Australia saying: “We tried to stop you watching, we knew this would end in tears. Are you happy now SBS?”… Read More ›

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