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• Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›

• Dutton Encourages Parents To Smack The Compassion Out Of Their Kids

  By theunozblog on 25/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has directed Australian parents to ensure that they eradicate all compassion out of their children from a young age and to do so by smacking them if necessary. “We do not want a… Read More ›

• Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds

  By theunozblog on 22/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›

• Woolies Scrap Single Use Checkout Operators

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Customers will have to bring their own checkout operators from home after retail giant Woolworths announced the banning of single use checkout operators. “Fishermen kept finding our discarded checkout operators in the stomachs of sharks and dolphins, plus their gas… Read More ›

• Abbott Stuns Party Room By Dropping The C Bomb On Colleagues

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has stunned colleagues by launching into a tirade in the party room that featured multiple “C bombs.” The tirade was triggered by Minister for Energy Josh Frydenburg’s National Energy plan. “It was very awkward and… Read More ›

• Biased Public Funded Media Organisation Wants To Privatise The ABC

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/06/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corporation, which paid no tax last year, has welcomed the proposed sale and break up of the ABC, saying there is only room for one severely biased media conglomerate in the Australian market. “The people saying that we’re depriving… Read More ›

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