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• Prince Philip Plans On Gifting Harry Poland As Wedding Gift

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Prince Philip has been telling his friends of his plans to gift his Grandson Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle Poland in celebration of their upcoming wedding. “The Prince is most excited about Harry’s upcoming wedding and has put… Read More ›

• Dutton To Make It Easier For White People To Get Through Airport Security

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has pledged to make it easier for white people to travel by giving them a clearer path through airport security with the Federal police being given the power to ‘randomly’ stop people at airports… Read More ›

• Libs Increase Female Quota By Cloning Bronwyn Bishop

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has responded to criticism of its lack of female MPs by ordering its chief mad scientist Greg Hunt to produce dozens of clones of Bronwyn Bishop in his laboratory. “We found a strand of Bronnie’s hair that was… Read More ›

• Bloke Stomping Through Train Carriages Wants To Know What You’re Looking At

  By Carlo Sands on 14/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Michael Harris is looking as intently as he can at his phone. The 25-year-old accounting firm intern on Sydney’s inner-west train line thinks he‘s done everything possible to avoid any risk of contact with the bald, topless and shoe-less bloke… Read More ›

• “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” Says Shorten To Turnbull

  By theunozblog on 11/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Bill Shorten has taunted the Prime Minister after an encounter in a Canberra bathroom by pointing out how much bigger his was than Mr Turnbulls. “I was actually shocked at how small Mr Turnbull’s was, I mean mine… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Condemns Labor Over Their Citizenship Issues

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

    Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has come out swinging at the Labor party over their citizenship issues. With the former deputy Prime Minister particularly angry over the amount of time it has taken for the MP’s in question… Read More ›

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