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• Supreme Court Orders 60 Year Old Former PM To Move On

  By theunozblog on 24/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Supreme Court has ordered 60 year old former Prime Minister Tony Abbott to move on from his ambitions to once again become Prime Minister and to cease all acts of undermining and sniping. “The Australian people are sick and… Read More ›

• Planners Decide On “Siberian Mining City” Look For Sydney

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Acquires Power Station As First Part Of Glorious Five Year Plan

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›

• New Zealand Offers Asylum To Australia’s Live Export Sheep

  By theunozblog on 21/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›

• James Hewitt To Walk Meghan Markle Down The Aisle

  By theunozblog on 18/05/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Breaking news from Buckingham Palace today is that Captain James Hewitt will be walking Royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle down the aisle. The world’s media has reported that Ms Markle’s father, Thomas, will not be able to walk her down the… Read More ›

• Nation Of Horny Men Hoping Meghan Markle Has A Pippa Middleton In Family Tree

  By theunozblog on 18/05/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  As many media outlets and “Royal Watchers” gear up in excitement for Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle, they have been outshone by a larger and more vocal group of enthusiasts. It’s expected that as many as 80% of England’s… Read More ›

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