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• South Australia To Decide: Devon, Fritz Or Belgium

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›

• Dutton Says Australia Is Open To The White Type Of Asylum Seekers

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers. Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live… Read More ›

• Morrison Condemns Labor’s Proposed Champagne And Caviar Tax

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Treasurer Scott Morrison has launched a scathing attack on the Labor parties proposed champagne and caviar tax claiming it unfairly targets pensioners. “Can you believe the hide of Bill Shorten. These pensioners have worked hard their whole life and all… Read More ›

• Australia Shocked To Learn That Shorten Not Abbott Actual Opposition Leader

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian people are today in shock to learn that Bill Shorten not Tony Abbott is the countries official opposition leader. The discovery was made when a press conference was held to announce the opposition’s tax changes for pensioners policy… Read More ›

• Australia’s Way Of Pronouncing Aluminium Finally Pays Off

  By theunozblog on 12/03/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  American President Donald Trump’s decision to exempt Australia from steel and aluminium tariffs has been celebrated wildly in Canberra, with insiders saying it was down to the way Australia pronounced “aluminium” that confused President Trump into thinking it was a… Read More ›

• Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police

  By theunozblog on 09/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›

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