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• “Australian Cricketers Have Brought Shame To Our Nation” Says Nation That Tortures Children

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2018 • ( 7 )

  

  The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›

• Dutton Sticks Fingers In Ears And Screams La La La At Latest Press Conference

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has put on a baffling display at his latest press conference by sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting ‘La, La, La’ repeatedly when asked a question by a journalist from the ABC…. Read More ›

• Bernardi Demands Those C**ts At The ABC Apologise

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›

• Fire Ravaged Town Devastated By A Flood Of Journalists

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The town of Yabbie Creek was left reeling today after being hit by a flood of journalists just days after the town was ravaged by fire. “They came out of nowhere one minute I’m sifting through the still smouldering ashes… Read More ›

• Abbott Joins Dutton To Call For The Wallabies To Be Renamed The All Whites

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, famous for once knighting a Prince, has joined Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton in calling for Australia’s rugby union team the Wallabies to be renamed ‘the All Whites.’ “I believe a lot of Australians would… Read More ›

• Greens To Hold Nationwide Drum Circle To Analyse Election Failings

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›

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