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• High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/02/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›

• Unpopular Person Enters Popularity Contest

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›

• World Peace Achieved After Arms Markets Flooded With Crap Aussie Weapons Built At 5PM On A Friday

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/02/2018 • ( 2 )

  

  A lasting world peace has been declared after the introduction of crappy Australian weapons built by pissed workers late on a Friday afternoon has rendered the waging of war impossible. “This machine gun doesn’t even have a trigger and the… Read More ›

• Cabinet That Held Cabinet Files To Replace Tomic In I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 10 has announced that they have signed the filing cabinet that held the cabinet files and will immediately fly it into the jungles of Africa to replace Bernard Tomic on their show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here…. Read More ›

• Train Strike Changes Name To Strikey McStrikeface

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  The strike by the Rail, Tram and Bus Union is back on after union officials agreed to change the name of the strike to Strikey McStrikeface, meeting the approval of the NSW Transport Minister. “I’m a big fan of industrial… Read More ›

• Turnbull Wants Australia To Lead The World In Bootlegging

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has outlined his vision for the Nation and it includes Australia leading the world in selling arms and bootlegging. “What an exciting time to be an Australian arms dealer or bootlegger,” said the Prime Minister. “This… Read More ›

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