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• NSW Premier Promises To Make The Pokies Run On Time

  By theunozblog on 17/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›

• Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR

  By theunozblog on 16/01/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole

  By theunozblog on 15/01/2018 • ( 2 )

  

  Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›

• Oprah Gives Away 500 Great Again Americas To Audience

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/01/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The entire audience of a special taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show has gone insanely wild after opening a tiny box and finding the keys to a great again America inside. “You get a great again America, you get a… Read More ›

• SBS To Broadcast Three Hours Of Grass Growing

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/01/2018 • ( 4 )

  

  SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›

• President Trump Sells Naming Rights For White House To McDonald’s

  By theunozblog on 10/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›

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