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• Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year

  By theunozblog on 09/01/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›

• “Not Another One Of My Favourite Comedians” Says No-one About Craig McLachlan

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Not a single comedy fan across the country has expressed dismay at revelations of sexual misconduct levelled at one time stand up comedian Craig McLachlan. “First Bill Cosby, then Louis C.K and now Craig McLachlan; where’s it going to end?”… Read More ›

• BBL To Release New Merchandise: Team Coloured Divorce Papers

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Big Bash League has announced that following this years successful season launch that they will be rushing out new lines of merchandise, with the first item to be wheeled out being team coloured BBL divorce papers. “We’ve received a… Read More ›

• PM To Hold Postal Plebiscite On When Hot Cross Buns Should Be Sold

  By theunozblog on 04/01/2018 • ( 4 )

  

  Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Eggs Found In School Sandpit

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/01/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Wildlife experts have identified the eggs found in a Laurieton school sandpit as belonging to a Peter Dutton and have removed them to a safe place for hatching. “Peter Duttons slither in during the night and lay their eggs in… Read More ›

• The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/12/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›

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