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• Australian Selectors To Rush Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh Into Side For Boxing Day Test

  By theunozblog on 15/12/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following a dominant day one performance from the English batsmen the Australian selectors have announced that they will rush in former opening batsman and Father of Mitch and Sean, Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh into the team for the Boxing day test…. Read More ›

• Donald Trump Names Penrith As Australia’s Capital City

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/12/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›

• Forlorn Sam Dastyari Waits At Cheviot Beach For Chinese Submarine

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/12/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Friends of Sam Dastyari report that the Labor Senator has been standing on the shores of Cheviot Beach with a suitcase in hand awaiting the arrival of a Chinese submarine for the past two weeks. “Sam has been up to… Read More ›

• Beer Coaster Shortage Threatens Major NSW Infrastructure Projects

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/12/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  The NSW government is facing a planning crisis after a strike at Australia’s largest beer coaster factory has left it with no available surfaces on which to nut out the details of multi billion dollar infrastructure projects. “How the hell… Read More ›

• Missing Microchipped Company Employee Found Safe At Dog Pound

  By Carlo Sands on 05/12/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  A recently microchipped employee of an American company has been found safe and well at the local dog pound after going missing for nearly a week. “We’d been worried sick that we’d never see Trent again after some idiot left… Read More ›

• Channel 9 To Release Commemorative Shaun Marsh Humble Pie

  By theunozblog on 04/12/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh of his Ashes century the plaudits keep coming for West Australian batsman Shaun Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Shaun Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted the… Read More ›

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