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• “Parliament So Much Nicer Without Those Freaks From The Lower House” Says Senate

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/12/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›

• Cricket Australia Demands Australian Test Team Respect Other Cultures And Embrace Headbutting

  By theunozblog on 01/12/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Cricket Australia Boss James Sutherland today announced that the Australian cricket team would not be shaking hands with the English team at the end of the remaining Magellan Ashes test matches. Instead the Aussie players would be headbutting the opposition… Read More ›

• China Constructing Artificial Sam Dastyari In South China Sea

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/11/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  China has nearly completed the construction of an artificial Sam Dastyari on an uninhabited shoal in the disputed Spratly Islands in the South China Sea. “Reports from Philippino fisherman suggest that the People’s Republic has shipped thousands of tonnes of… Read More ›

• Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone

  By theunozblog on 29/11/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›

• Channel 9 Cancels Don Burke’s Planned ARIA Appearance Replaces Him With Rolf Harris

  By theunozblog on 28/11/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nine network has reacted to the allegations made against former presenter Don Burke by cancelling all his appearances on the network including his planned appearance at the upcoming ARIA music awards. “We had Burkey pencilled in to join Darryl… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Increases Primary Vote By 8000%

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/11/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›

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