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New Zealand PM’s Cat Run Over, Peter Dutton Asked To Provide Alibi
The country of New Zealand is in mourning today after the sudden death of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s cat, Puddles. The nation’s First Cat was the victim of a hit and run car accident, with New Zealand police listing Australian… Read More ›
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Rosa Parks Sent To Back Of Battler Bus
Civil rights activist Rosa Parks was arrested in Queensland yesterday after she refused to move to the rear section of Pauline Hanson’s Battler Bus when asked by the driver. “Pauline is eager to take as many battlers for a ride… Read More ›
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Melbourne Cup To Be Run In Two Stages To Allow More Gambling Ads In The Broadcast
Organisers of this year’s Melbourne Cup have accepted a request by online gambling companies to run the race in two stages to allow more gambling advertisements to be screened during the broadcast. “Good to see a bit of common sense… Read More ›
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Josh Frydenburg Sent To Manus Island
The “dual citizenship” issue among Australian politicians has taken a dramatic turn with Coalition energy minister Josh Frydenburg sent to Manus Island after it was revealed he was a dual Australian citizen-stateless refugee as a result of his asylum seeking… Read More ›
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ABC News 24 Rebrands To Become ABC Comedy
The ABC’s 24 hour news channel will be relaunched as a 24 hour comedy channel without having to change any of its content. “We realised we were wasting our time and money making scripted comedy content when all we needed… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz Enjoys Gaytime In Streets Support
Tasmanian Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has called on his fellow Australians to go out and have a Gaytime in support of Streets in their ongoing industrial dispute with their workers. “I implore the people of Australia to wrap their tongues… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025