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• Dazed Tony Abbott Lucky That Tasmanian Only Attacked Him With One Head

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Doctors say that Tony Abbott is fortunate that an irate Tasmanian was only able to headbutt him with one of his heads in an attack on the former PM in Hobart last night. “Tony could have sustained very serious injuries… Read More ›

• Local Man Becomes Target Of ‘Shallow State’ Conspiracy

  By theunozblog on 21/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A Wanda Beach man has been forced to go into hiding after becoming the subject of a campaign of harassment from very low level government employees. “Ever since I expressed the view at a barbie that Donald Trump’s hair wasn’t… Read More ›

• ABS Confirms Postal Survey Votes Not Valid Unless Posted On Social Media

  By theunozblog on 20/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed today that votes in the marriage equality postal survey will not be counted unless they have been posted on social media prior to being returned. “There is no point holding this vote unless… Read More ›

• Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/09/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›

• Senator Malcolm Roberts Demands ABC’s Ultimo HQ Be Covered In Tin Foil

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator for now Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Government cover the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters in tin foil if it wants his vote to pass new media ownership laws. “The ABC is out of control and it’s time… Read More ›

• Coalition Blames High Energy Prices On Edmund Barton’s Government

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The government has put the blame for huge increases in electricity bills squarely into the lap of Edmund Barton and the policies pursued by the Protectionist Party when they held power between 1901 and 1903. “Australia is still suffering from… Read More ›

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