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• NRL Confident That Finals Crowd Numbers Will Reach Double Figures

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following on from a disapointing turn out to week one of the finals the NRL has confidently predicted that week two of the finals will bring the crowds back and are hopeful of crowd numbers reaching double or even triple… Read More ›

• Sydney Swans Delighted To Find Missing Fans On Back Of Bandwagon

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Sydney Swans have breathed a sigh of relief after their first finals win as it coincided with them locating a group of supporters previously thought missing in action. The supporters were found sitting towards the back of the swans… Read More ›

• Abbott Condemns North Korea For Going Nuclear Instead Of Coal

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›

• Lyle Shelton Unable To Find “The Handmaid’s Tale” In Comedy Section Of SBS On Demand

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›

• Princess Anne Adds New Baby To List Of People She Needs Kill To Gain Throne

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›

• Cocaine Industry In Shock After Logies Leave Melbourne

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/09/2017 • ( 3 )

  

  Up to 5000 jobs may be lost in the Victorian cocaine industry in the wake of the state government’s decision to no longer fund the annual TV Week Logie Awards. “Daniel Andrews obviously has no idea how important the cocaine… Read More ›

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