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• Melbourne Demons Miss Out On Mad Monday Due To Booking Mix Up

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Melbourne Demons AFL team, left reeling after narrowly missing finals for the 11th year in a row, suffered a further blow after their Mad Monday plans fell through due to a double booking. “We rocked up to Young &… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Nominates Himself A White Ribbon Day Ambassador

  By theunozblog on 01/09/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has reacted to criticism over his continual attacks on prominent women, including Julia Gillard, Gladys Berejiklian and Clover Moore by declaring that he can’t be a misogynist as he himself is a White Ribbon Day… Read More ›

• ‘Your Son Will Be Forced To Wear A Dress’ Says Anti-NRL Footy Show Ad

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  The postal vote on whether the NRL Footy Show should be allowed to stay on air has turned ugly with the release of a campaign ad supporting the “no” vote featuring a mother claiming her son will be forced to… Read More ›

• Whale Pod Launches Missile Over Japan

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A rogue pod of humpback whales is now thought to be the source of a missile that flew over northern Japan, setting off warning sirens across the entire nation. “The day we have been dreading is finally here, that our… Read More ›

• Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans

  By theunozblog on 29/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›

• Richmond Fans Stunned To Learn That Football Is Played In September

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Fans of the AFL club Richmond were stunned to learn that upon completion of the final round of the year that their side would continue playing throughout September. “Mate I’m stunned you know, I thought we play till the end… Read More ›

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