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• Bob Katter Demands Bob Downe Stop Using His Name And Haircut

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Politician and published author Bob Katter has issued a press release in which he demands popular entertainer Bob Downe cease and desist from using the name Bob. As well he has asked the entertainer to change his hairstyle in order… Read More ›

• High Court Confuses Malcolm Roberts With Request For “Evidence”

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  The High Court has thrown Malcolm Robert’s defence of his eligibility to sit in the senate into disarray after insisting that he produce some “evidence” to back up his belief that he was not a dual citizen at the time… Read More ›

• NSW Welfare Recipients To Be Tested To Ensure They Keep Gambling

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Following the Federal Government’s decision to test welfare recipients for drug use, the NSW State Government has announced they will also be testing welfare recipients to ensure they are still gambling. “We need to keep our gaming industry strong as… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Orders Brand New Tin Foil Suit For High Court Appearance

  By theunozblog on 23/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Senator Malcolm Roberts has been busily scouring the suburbs of Canberra in search of a brand new tin foil suit to wear to the High Court ahead of his upcoming appearance. “They say that clothes make the man but in… Read More ›

• Angry Thong Throwers Protest Australia Day Cancellations

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s elite thong throwers have expressed their outrage after two Melbourne local councils voted to cancel January 26th Australia Day celebrations, causing havoc to their training schedules. “Mate, you don’t just rock up on the day and start throwing thongs… Read More ›

• Prime Minister Installs Bollards Around Office To Keep Newspolls Out

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has instructed his staff to have concrete bollards installed around the Lodge and his Sydney Office in an effort to keep Newspolls out. “Newspolls can be quite damaging to an agile and innovative government like mine,… Read More ›

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