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• Liberal Party Blame Flinstones For Encouraging “Gay Old Time”

  By theunozblog on 21/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  As politicians and pundits take to social media in reaction to the planned postal plebescite, the Liberal Nationals Party has released a scathing condemnation of a beloved childhood TV program. “The Flintstones”, Kevin Andrews stated, “has been eroding family values… Read More ›

• Fiona Nash To Dress As An Eligible Australian Senator At The National’s Halloween Party

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Deputy leader of the National party Fiona Nash was spotted in the Canberra suburb of Deakin shopping for an outfit for her party’s annual Halloween party. When asked what costume she was considering Nash told of her plans to dress… Read More ›

• Julie Bishop Demands Bill Shorten Prove He Wasn’t Involved In JFK’s Assassination

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›

• One Nation Demands The ABC Put More Fruit Into Pyjamas

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›

• “We Have A Jandal Capable Of Reaching Australia” Warn Kiwis

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  New Zealand claims to have the technology to build a mini “chilly bin” capable of fitting into a missile and the capacity to launch it as far as Norfolk Island as tension with Australia escalates. “If foolish Australia threatens us… Read More ›

• Confused Barnaby Joyce Thought He Was In The L&P Party

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Deputy Prime Minister (for now) Barnaby Joyce was shocked to learn that he was a member of the Liberal National Party (LNP) and not the Lemon and Paeroa (L&P) party. “Thirteen years ago I joined what I thought was the… Read More ›

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