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• Nazis One Of Just Many Sides In WW2 Says Trump

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Donald Trump has condemned the hate and violence on many sides in World War 2 in a press conference as he lined up a difficult approach shot on the sixteenth hole of a golf course in New Jersey. “I refuse… Read More ›

• Gladys Berejiklian To Privatise Martin Place Tent City

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian will today put legislation through New South Wales Parliament that will enable her to privatise the homeless people’s tent city that has sprung up in Martin Place. “My job is to provide the best possible outcomes… Read More ›

• Crime Gangs Outraged By CBA’s High Money Laundering Fees

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  International drug smuggling gangs have joined the call for a royal commission into the banking sector after being forced to pay the Commonwealth Bank outrageously high fees for each money laundering transaction. “It sucks that they charge us $1.50 each… Read More ›

• One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts

  By theunozblog on 09/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›

• Scripture Class Attended Mainly So Kids Get The Jokes In Their Christmas Cards

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  A survey has found that a majority of parents sending their children to scripture classes are doing it so their kids will be able to get the jokes in their Christmas cards. “I’m not a churchie at all but I… Read More ›

• Marriage Equality Vote Attacked By Water Fleas

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/08/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›

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