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• Late Night Talk Show Hosts Beg Donald Trump To Take A Break And Play More Golf

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  The union representing satirists, comedians and late night talk show hosts have presented the White House with a petition calling on President Trump to take a break and play more golf. The petition is in response to many of the… Read More ›

• Cricket Pay Negotiations End In Draw After Five Days

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The dispute between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association has ended with no result after five days of grueling negotiations, much to the satisfaction of the game’s purists. “After five long days of passionate effort from both sides we… Read More ›

• Government Announces Postal Plebiscite Along With Cuts To Australia Post

  By theunozblog on 02/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government has announced that following the Senate’s decision to block a planned marriage equality plebiscite it will circumvent the Senate and hold a non-binding postal plebiscite. In completely unrelated news they also announced that funding for Australia post… Read More ›

• Second-Homeless Set Up Camp In Mosman Town Square

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A group of underprivileged Mosman residents who only own one home have set up a luxury campervan city in the town square demanding the council provides more affordable holiday homes. “Not all of us have complicated trust fund arrangements or… Read More ›

• Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/08/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›

• Britain And India Working Frantically To Disown Malcolm Roberts

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/07/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›

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