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• Roberts Accuses NASA Of Travelling Back In Time To Make Him British

  By theunozblog on 28/07/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›

• Murray Darling Cotton Inquiry Will Be Breathable and Non Allergenic

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW government has promised that an inquiry into the use of water by the cotton industry will be strong and comfortable and not a whitewash. “We will be hand whitewashing the inquiry first before its first proper whitewash to… Read More ›

• Breaking: Government Potentially Facing Second Dual Citizenship Scandal

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

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• Turnbull Regrets Taking Matt Canavan’s Mother’s Advice To Order Italian

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›

• Abbott Wants To Put The Coal Back Into Coalition

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called upon his Liberal and National colleagues to put the ‘Coal’ back into the Coalition. In a speech delivered to his loyal following, held in a telephone booth on the Northern beaches. Speaking to… Read More ›

• “I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›

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