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• Malcolm Turnbull Leaves Abattoir With Sack Of Offal To Feed Far Right

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull has been spotted staggering away from a Queanbeyan abattoir with a dripping sack of offal over his shoulder during his weekly visit to gather food for the Far Right that lives in his basement. “He’s obviously terrified of… Read More ›

• Dutton’s New Super Security Department To Target Smiths Chips, Seagulls and Gobbledoks

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The makers of Smiths Chips have gone into hiding following the appointment of Peter Dutton as the head of Australia’s new super Home Affairs security ministry. “ISIS, the mafia and Russian spies will no longer be Australia’s main security concern,”… Read More ›

• Severe Loss Of Old Growth Greens As Citizenship Based Clear-felling Continues

  By theunozblog on 19/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›

• Ministry Warns Of The Rise Of The Dark Lord

  By theunozblog on 18/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull’s cabinet are growing increasingly fearful that he is risking the rise to power of the Dark Lord by continually saying his name out loud. Foreign Minister, Julie Bishop, this morning spoke nervously: “None of us want to see… Read More ›

• Dr Who Fan Claims Not To Be Sexist But Concerned About Ethics In Gaming Journalism

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following the announcement overnight that Jodie Whittaker will be the new lead in the next Dr Who series, fans have debated online over the casting of a female as the doctor, with a vocal minority incensed over the casting. Reginald… Read More ›

• Donald Trump Jr Releases Email He Received From Nigerian Prince

  By theunozblog on 12/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The President of the United States of America Donald Trump’s Son aptly titled Donald Trump Jr has talked to the media and his Father, about an exciting investment opportunity that he received via email from a Nigerian Prince in exile…. Read More ›

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