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• Australian Social Justice Warrior coming Soon to ABC2

  By theunozblog on 11/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Adapted from the Newtown improv game, ‘The Floor is Fascism’, contestants will have to endure five stages of fast Facebook blocking, recycling/sorting, and holding overhead placards over their heads for the longest period of time in a gruelling protest simulation…. Read More ›

• Elon Musk To Build World’s Largest Bottom Drawer To House World’s Largest Battery

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  South Australia will be constructing the world’s biggest bottom kitchen drawer in which to keep spares of the world’s biggest lithium ion battery, which the inventor has promised to build within 100 days. “No-one has ever attempted to build such… Read More ›

• World Fears Enduring New Series Of M*A*S*H As Korean Tension Escalates

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›

• Barmy Army Refuse To Sign New Contract With Cricket Australia

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  This summer’s Ashes tour is under threat after the Barmy Army pulled out of its contract with Cricket Australia demanding higher alcohol content in its beer and shorter hours of sunlight. “We want full strength beer, longer beer snakes and… Read More ›

• Cricket Australia Breaks Strike By Replacing Marsh Brothers With Shop Dummies

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  This summer’s Ashes tour will go ahead after Cricket Australia found replacements for striking cricket players, including a couple of shop dummies from Best & Less to fill in for Shaun and Mitchell Marsh. “The shop dummies don’t react to… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott To Train In Jeff Horn’s Camp For Upcoming Fight

  By theunozblog on 03/07/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Opposition leader and former boxer Tony Abbott has announced that he will be training in the same camp as newly crowned boxing champion Jeffrey Horn. Mr Abbott will be training with Horn in preparation for his highly anticipated next… Read More ›

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