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• Magpies Protest Against Cuts To Australia Post Deliveries

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s magpies have threatened to go on strike in protest of plans to reduce the number of postmen as Australia Post looks to ways of cutting costs. “My members have already indicated that they’ll support a campaign of stop swoop… Read More ›

• First Pub-Tested Research Project Dedicated To Curing Hangovers

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Just days after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s injunction that tax-payer funded research projects should pass the “pub test”, the Australian Research Council has announced a new fully funded project dedicated to developing a hangover cure. ARC spokesperson Charles Boffin said: “The… Read More ›

• Australian Cricket Team Appoints Roxy Jacenko As New Batting Coach To Combat Spin

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian cricket team, fresh off it’s latest thrashing at the hands of Sri Lanka on the sub-continent, has appointed public relations ‘guru’ and star of 60 Minutes Roxy Jacenko as their new batting coach. The move is hoped to help… Read More ›

• Saudi Arabia Bans Stripy Fisherman Shirts and Berets

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/08/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  In retaliation to the French government’s ban on the burkini the Saudi Arabian government has banned the wearing of striped Breton fisherman shirts and berets. “Any citizen caught cooking with garlic and engaging in existentialist philosophy will be subject to… Read More ›

• NT Government Promises To Hold Plebiscite On Leaving The 21st Century

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Chief Minister of the Northern Territory, Adam Giles, has announced that should the Country Liberal Party win this weekend’s election, they will hold a plebiscite on whether the Territory should pack up and leave the 21st Century. Following the… Read More ›

• Mike Baird’s Vertebra Demolished To Make Way For WestConnex

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/08/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The builders of Sydney’s WestConnex motorway have compulsorily acquired and demolished part of the backbone of Premier Mike Baird to construct an off ramp for the $16.8 billion project. “The Premier’s spine has no heritage value and under the current… Read More ›

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