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• “Banana Splits” Banned From AFL

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  1970s TV stars “The Banana Splits” have been banned from attending Aussie rules games after fears that morons may hurl band members at indigenous players. “We’ve told security staff to be on the lookout for an elephant carrying a keyboard… Read More ›

• Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›

• Section 18c Of The Racial Discrimination Act To Blame For Budget Deficit

  By theunozblog on 19/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Conservative commentators have declared that Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination act is to blame for Australia’s run of budget deficits and are calling on the Turnbull Government to act to fix it. Leading the charge against 18c is the… Read More ›

• Outrage Over Plans To Move Liverpool Speedway To Inner City Sydney

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Western Sydney motor racing fans are in uproar after Mike Baird and Clover Moore announced plans to relocate the Liverpool Speedway to the inner city suburb of Newtown. “I refuse to travel all the way to the middle of somewhere… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Confuses Hipster With Homeless In Melbourne

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister of the last 2 years, Malcolm Turnbull has confused a hipster with a homeless person in Melbourne and inadvertently given the hipster $5. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the mistake, saying: “Easy… Read More ›

• James Packer Slams John Cleese: Slapping Spanish Waiters In The Head Also A Horrible Way To Make Money

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/08/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Billionaire casino owner James Packer has criticised John Cleese for the brutal treatment of his waiter Manuel back in the 1970s when the comedian used to manage a hotel in Torquay. “I’d like to remind Mr Cleese that I always… Read More ›

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