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Governor Bligh Confident Lockout Laws Will Stop Rum-Related Crime
NSW Govenor William Bligh says he expects no challenges to his authority as he implements early closing laws on the rum houses of Sydney Town. “I’m a man who is used to getting his own way, except for that one… Read More ›
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Abbott Films Four Corners Special To Show He’s Not Undermining Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
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‘Malcolm Has Let The World Down,’ Insists ‘Disappointed’ Rudd
Insisting he was “more disappointed than angry”, Kevin Rudd has spoken exclusively to The (un)Australian about Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s decision not to support his run for United Nations secretary general, insisting the Prime Minister risked “robbing the world of… Read More ›
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Bill Leak Appalled His Cartoons Are Drawn In Black Ink
Australian cartoonist and future star of the ABC’s Media Watch program Bill Leak has expressed anger and dismay that his newspaper cartoons are only ever printed in black ink. A spokesperson for the cartoonist told The (un)Australian: “Bill’s not inkest, he just feels that… Read More ›
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Australian Sheep Census Taking Forever
The sheep census started by the Australian Bureau of Statistics back in 1950 is still no closer to completion due to all the census takers falling asleep five minutes after the start of each working day. “You’d think it would… Read More ›
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Police Lure Protesting Greyhound Owners Away From Parliament House With Mechanical Mike Baird
Police have diffused a rowdy protest against the banning of greyhound racing by luring the angry crowd away from the NSW parliament with a mechanical lookalike of Premier Mike Baird. “We were concerned for the safety of the Premier when… Read More ›
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State ›
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