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Sonia Kruger To Head Up NT Royal Commission Into Juvenile Detention
Attorney General George Brandis has announced that Channel 9 celebrity Sonia Kruger will head up the Northern Territory’s Royal Commission into juvenile detention, following news over the weekend that Brian Ross Martin will be stepping down as Commissioner. Speaking to… Read More ›
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Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
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PM Announces All NT Prisoners To Be Taken To Safe Houses On Manus Island
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has reacted strongly to the Four Corners expose into the mistreatment of juvenile offenders in Northern Territory prison system by announcing that all prisoners will be relocated to safe houses offshore on Manus Island. Mr Turnbull… Read More ›
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Ageing Muppets Sacked From Sesame Street
Hundreds of muppets are tonight living rough after being evicted from their homes due to the gentrification of the iconic Sesame Street neighbourhood. “Property developers have moved in on what they consider to be prime inner city real estate making… Read More ›
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“I Have No Ties With Russia” Says Trump From His Black Sea Holiday Home
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has interrupted his post convention holiday at his Black Sea “dacha” to deny allegations that he has close connections with Vladimir Putin. “Those journalists making these stories up better think carefully about what they’re writing or… Read More ›
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86% Of Republicans Believe Donald Trump Will Make A Better President Than Frank Underwood
A survey from last week’s Republican Convention in Cleveland, Ohio shows that 86% of its members firmly believe Donald Trump will be a better president than Frank Underwood, a character from the popular Netflix TV series, House of Cards. Bubba… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025