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• Turnbull: ‘We Need A New Royal Commission As We Lost The Recommendations From The Last One’

  By Carlo Sands on 27/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  After the shocking revelations in Monday’s Four Corners report into the horrific torture of largely Indigenous youths in  the Northern Territory’s Don Dale Detention Centre, a red-faced Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull immediately announced a new Royal Commission, noting: “We just seem to have… Read More ›

• Hanson Attacks New Threat Of Elderly Extremists

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›

• Woolworth’s Fires Own Brand Accountant

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Retail giant Woolworth’s has sacked its generic accountant and gone looking for someone with brand name skills to rescue the company from dire financial misfortune. “We foolishly thought a dull looking accountant in a non descript suit was the way… Read More ›

• Muslims Killed Jesus Claims George Christensen

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/07/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Federal member for Dawson George Christensen has had to backtrack on his claims that Jesus was killed by Islamic extremists after taking a closer read of his Bible. “It’s totally natural to assume that a violent death in the middle… Read More ›

• Increase In Heart Disease Attributed To Hipsters Trying Out Halal Snack Packs

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/07/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›

• NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating

  By theunozblog on 21/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›

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