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• Russian Olympic Team Regrets Hiring Stephen Dank

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›

• Every Doco Ever Made About Rise Of 1930’s Fascism Now Redundant

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The world’s documentary makers have switched off coverage of the Republican National Convention and started downloading applications for unemployment benefits after realising that there is no need to ever make another movie explaining the rise of nazism. “What’s the point… Read More ›

• AAA Painkillers now official sponsor of The One Nation Party

  By theunozblog on 19/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The makers of AAA Painkillers, Offshore profits Inc announced today that their painkiller would now be the official sponsor of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. Brand Ambassador for AAA Painkillers Melanie Linquist told The (un)Australian that: “We have been aware… Read More ›

• We Were On Painkillers When We Hired Eddie McGuire Admits Channel Nine

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Television network Channel Nine has apologised for hiring Eddie McGuire and blamed the decision on painkillers and antibiotics it had taken while recovering from some low ratings. “We were as high as a kite and for some reason thought Eddie… Read More ›

• Stephen Conroy Invades China

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Labor defence spokesman Stephen Conroy has launched a successful invasion of China armed only with a large wooden club. “Someone had to show China it couldn’t just thumb its nose at the rest of the world,” said a wild eyed… Read More ›

• Donald Trump Announces Hulk Hogan As His Vice-Presidential Candidate

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has today announced that former professional wrestler and amatuer racist Hulk Hogan will join him in his run for the White House as his nominee for Vice-President. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Trump explained: “Hulk represents… Read More ›

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