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• NSW Premier To Ban State Of Origin To Stop Cruelty

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Mike Baird announced today that State of Origin would be banned after July 2017 to prevent cruelty to the State of NSW. Last Night NSW won the game 18-14 but QLD won the 2016 series 2 games to… Read More ›

• Wyatt Roy Stoked He Doesn’t Have To Wait Six Months To Claim The Dole

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former MP Wyatt Roy, fresh from losing his seat at the elections, has today revealed that he is ‘stoked’ not to have to wait six months before being eligible for the dole. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Roy said: “Oh mate when I… Read More ›

• Pokemon GO Players Warned Of Dangers of Unaugmented Reality

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Young players of the Pokemon GO game thrilled to discover the new “Outdoors” app have begun experiencing disturbing side effects from the new unaugmented reality technology. “When you die in unaugmented reality you don’t immediately spring back to life,” said… Read More ›

• John Howard Suggests Turnbull Ignore Pauline Hanson Then Steal Her Policies

  By theunozblog on 12/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›

• Parramatta Eels Fined For Being Above The Scandal Cap

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  NRL club Parramatta have been handed a hefty fine by the league for breaking the number of scandals a single club is allowed to become embroiled in within the space of one season. “Every club is allowed to be involved… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Celebrates France’s Honourable Loss To Portugal

  By theunozblog on 11/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten  was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›

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