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• Greens Call For A Ban On Election Day Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 01/07/2016 • ( 5 )

  

  The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›

• What This Nation Needs Is A Wild Eyed Loon: The (un)Australian Endorses Bob Katter For PM

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/07/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  These are uncertain times. Australia’s voters have expressed concern that Malcolm Turnbull is waiting till after the election to rip off a mask to reveal that he is really Tony Abbott, and even more concerned that after the election Bill… Read More ›

• Outrage As Scott Morrison Refuses To Tell Leigh Sales His PIN Number

  By theunozblog on 29/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Outrage has erupted after Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison appeared on the ABC’s 7.30 report and refused host Leigh Sales’ request to divulge his personal PIN number. Morrison’s refusal has set social media alight with claims of , “what has he got… Read More ›

• ScoMo Announces Turn Poor People Upside Down And Shake Them Budget Policy

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Under a Coalition government, Australia will save $2.3 billion per annum by employing very strong tall people to turn all welfare recipients upside down and shaking the loose change out of their pockets, announced Treasurer Scott Morrison. “We’ve discovered a… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Looking Forward To Playing Apprentice Tricks On New MPs

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›

• England Exits FIFA In Hope Of Finding Team They Can Beat

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The English FA has voted to pull out of FIFA in the hope of finding slightly easier opponents after being eliminated from the Euro 2016 championships by world football powerhouse Iceland. “Even though Iceland could only manage to get nine… Read More ›

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