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• Britain To Make New Series Of ‘On The Buses’ As It Returns To 1973

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The British television industry has responded to the Brexit vote by commissioning a new series of sitcom favourite On The Buses, last made in 1973 — the year Britain entered the Common Market. “Brussels banned production of the show about cheeky bus… Read More ›

• Stripper Accidentally Visits Labor Party Meeting

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  An exotic dancer has confessed that she once entered a Labor Party branch meeting but turned around and left once she realised what was going on. “I was booked to do a bloke’s fiftieth birthday party but turned up at… Read More ›

• Planning Underway For The Inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Planning is underway for the inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March. The event will be held on July 3 to honour and acknowledge the difficulties Mr Morrison has faced as a rich white Christian male who opposes same-sex marriage and treating asylum seekers with… Read More ›

• AFL Announces Women’s League So That Sexual Harassment Is Kept In House

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The AFL has announced a new womens league will kick off in 2017 with Melbourne, the Western Bulldogs, Carlton, Collingwood, Fremantle, the Brisbane Lions, Greater Western Sydney and Adelaide part of the eight-team competition. Eddie McGuire who is the womens… Read More ›

• Sex Party Leader Sprung In Monogamous Relationship With Wife

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The leader of the Australian Sex Party has resigned after being caught conducting a scandalous long term stable marriage with his wife. “I’ve let the party down, I’ve let the voters down… but most of all I’ve let my outrageously… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Tipped To Challenge Fake Tradie

  By theunozblog on 21/06/2016 • ( 2 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and passionate onion eater Tony Abbott has been canvassing colleagues to ascertain if he has the numbers to challenge the Liberal Party’s Fake Tradie. Fake Tradie has taken the social media world by storm since he debuted… Read More ›

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