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• Eddie McGuire Offers To Drown Mick Malthouse To Prove He’s Not Sexist

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has today offered to drown former Collingwood coach Mick Malthouse in order to prove that he is not sexist, but rather just a thug. McGuire’s offer to drown Malthouse comes after he has been called to… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten To Change His Name To Donkey

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  In what some people are calling the longest and most boring election campaign in history, it finally looks like there could be an interesting twist. Documents leaked exclusively to The (un)Australian reveal that with less than 2 weeks left until… Read More ›

• America’s NRA Implores Bob Katter To Show Some Respect For Victims Of Gun Violence

  By theunozblog on 17/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The United State’s National Rifle Association has today sent a message to maverick Australian politician Bob Katter to withdraw his election ad that shows Katter shooting dead rival politicians on the grounds of respect. An NRA spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We respect Bob… Read More ›

• Voters Discover They Can Direct Their Own Preferences

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›

• Election Day Cake Stalls Banned Due To Nut Allergies

  By theunozblog on 16/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›

• Moderate Guns Condemn Acts Of Extremist Guns

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/06/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  America’s law abiding guns have released a statement condemning the gun involved in the Orlando mass shooting saying that the actions of the vast number of peaceful guns shouldn’t be judged by the actions of a violent few. “Out of… Read More ›

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