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• Anarchist Election Campaign Concedes Defeat After No One Sets Parliament House Alight

  By Carlo Sands on 06/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  With a number of lower house seats and the full make of the Senate still undecided days after the July 2 federal elections, a Sydney-based anarchist collective has formally conceded defeat after no voters heeded its call to burn down… Read More ›

• Embarrassed AEC Admits The Dog Ate Australia’s Ballot Papers

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia may be heading for the polls again after a red faced Australian Electoral Commission confessed that the reason it hasn’t been able to hand in a result for Saturday’s election is because the dog ate all the ballot papers…. Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Pledges To Knight Australia’s AAA Credit Rating Should He Become PM

  By theunozblog on 05/07/2016 • ( 1 )

  

    Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›

• I Really Love The Pogues – Turnbull Tells Cathy McGowan

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull has begun the process of buttering up the independent candidates he may require to form government by phoning Cathy McGowan and praising her work as lead singer of The Pogues. “I got my butler to phone her up… Read More ›

• Albo Refuses To Rule Out Challenging The Avalanches For A Spot At Splendour

  By theunozblog on 04/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh off winning his inner city Sydney seat of Grayndler, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has today refused to rule out challenging the Avalanches for a spot at the musical festival Splendour in the grass. Speaking to The (un)Australian, deputy leader of the… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson To Hold Unbalance Of Power

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/07/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Nearly thirty years after Joh Bjelke-Petersen failed in his attempt to become PM, Pauline Hanson and Bob Katter have finally realised his dream of putting batshit crazy Queenslanders into positions of power in Canberra. “We’ll only pass legislation if security… Read More ›

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