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• John Kasich Announces He Was Still In The Race In Order To Announce He’s Dropping Out Of The Race

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 05/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Ohio Governor John Kasich has called a press conference to remind people that he is still in the race to be the GOP nominee for President in order to increase the impact of his announcement that he is suspending his presidential… Read More ›

• Leicester City At 5000 To 1 To Win Australian Election

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Bookmakers have given English Premier League champions Leicester City a 5000 to 1 chance of winning the upcoming Australian election. “If elected our defence promises to stop the boats in the same way we’ve stopped Manchester United and Chelsea from… Read More ›

• Reserve Bank Insists Interest Rate Cut On Budget Night “Just A Coincidence”

  By Nathan Lentern on 03/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Reserve Bank of Australian has fended off suggestions that their decision to cut interest rates, and Scott Morrison handing down his first budget, on the same afternoon, are in any way related. The RBA has instead insisted that the decision… Read More ›

• Cold Sore Riddled Rex Hunt Denies Kissing Any Carp

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Fishing expert Rex Hunt has laughed off any suggestions of a connection between a spattering of cold sores that have appeared on his lips and the release of the herpes virus into Australia’s feral carp population by the CSIRO. “Yibbeter… Read More ›

• Furious Scott Morrison Turns Into Incredible Hulk And Destroys Bank

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Menai branch of the Commonwealth Bank has been reduced to a pile of rubble after an angry federal treasurer Scott Morrison transformed into the Incredible Hulk. “Steam started coming out of Scott’s ears, his muscles swelled enormously and he… Read More ›

• Turnbull Warns Bleeding Hearts Not To Get “Misty-Eyed” Over Human Rights Violations

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 29/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Following a ruling by the PNG Supreme Court declaring Australia’s detention centres illegal, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has warned Australians not to get “misty-eyed” over the victims of its human rights abuses. A bi-partisan, 20 year campaign waged by Australia’s… Read More ›

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