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• Fairfax Determines The Election Is The Time Where Voters Least Need To Be Informed

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 10/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Following the announcement of the federal election scheduled for July 2nd, a cost-benefit analysis by Fairfax Media has determined that now is the time Australians least need to be informed. 30 staff in Fairfax’s Sydney and Melbourne offices were brought… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt Calls For The Logies To Be Renamed The Lefties

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Right-wing columnist and TV host Andrew Bolt has called for the TV Week Logies to be renamed ‘the Lefties’ after last night’s ceremony which saw Channel 10 personality Waleed Aly win the Gold Logie and Hall of Fame inductee Noni Hazlehurst… Read More ›

• Australians Excited Over Rare Opportunity To Elect Their Leader

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 09/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians across the nation have expressed excitement upon discovering that they may be able to have a say in electing the leader of their country. While on paper the country is described as a democracy, most of Australia’s modern leaders… Read More ›

• Governor-General Continually Boiling The Kettle In Anticipation Of PM’s Arrival

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date  as July . A… Read More ›

• Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2016 • ( 3 )

  

  A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy. “While the satirical point that he is trying to make is… Read More ›

• Bronwyn Bishop Reveals That She Is A Transformer

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop has used her farewell speech to Parliament to reveal that she is indeed a Transformer, saying: “There’s more than meets the eye.” After her speech, she further revealed her transforming abilities… Read More ›

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