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• Duncan Storrar Once Had Overdue Library Book

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/05/2016 • ( 3 )

  

  A special investigation by The (un)Australian has revealed that so called Q&A “hero” Duncan Storrar is a late library book returning fiend whose opinions on the inequalities of the Australian economy can now be safely disregarded. “Let this be a… Read More ›

• Duncan Storrar To Apologise For Making A Good Point

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  On a recent episode of ABC show Q&A, audience member Duncan Storrar embarrassed Assistant Treasurer Kelly O’Dwyer and the Liberal government by making a good point. Fortunately, multiple Newscorp publications, acting in their role as unbiased bastions of the truth, took… Read More ›

• Tinnie Terrorists On Way To Secret Syrian Fishing Spot

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Five Melbourne men intercepted in Cape York towing a tinnie have refused to tell authorities the location of where they intended to go fishing. “If the AFP want to know where the snapper are running they can figure it out… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far

  By theunozblog on 12/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Condemns Fire Fighters For Interfering With House Fire

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›

• Risk-Taking Behaviour Rises As Long Election Campaign Gets Underway

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Political scientists at the Sydney City University have discovered a disturbing rise in incidents of wilful risk-taking in recent weeks. Using data gathered from Australian emergency wards, researchers identified a 28% rise in risky activity since the Prime Minister’s informal election announcement… Read More ›

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