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• Earth Drops Winter Due To Poor Sales

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/04/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›

• We Will Decide Who Comes to PNG, Turnbull Tells PNG Court

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  In a shocking move of indifference to the electoral needs of the Australian government, the Supreme Court of Papua New Guinea has ruled Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal. In the provocative and unexpected judicial decision,… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Promises To French Kiss The Entire State Of South Australia

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister and newly converted AFL fan, Malcolm Turnbull has today promised to French kiss the entire state of South Australia prior to the soon to be announced election. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the announcement, saying: “Malcolm… Read More ›

• World Thrilled To Discover New Coral Reef To Destroy

  By Carlo Sands on 26/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The world has expressed its delight this week over news scientists have discovered a huge previously unknown coral reef in the Amazon for humanity to destroy. With the large-scale damage caused by the recent climate change-linked mass bleaching of the… Read More ›

• Bronwyn Bishop Causes Commotion At Local Centrelink Over Seniors Travel Card

  By theunozblog on 26/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Speaker of the House and soon-to-be former member of parliament, Bronwyn Bishop has caused a commotion at her local Centrelink after being informed that her Seniors gold card did not get her discount helicopter rental. Job seeker Matt B… Read More ›

• Lazy Journalist Publishes Obituary With David Bowie’s Name Crossed Out And Prince’s Written In

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 22/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A Journalist for New York’s LA Daily has managed to beat all other websites to publishing an obituary for the musical artist Prince by republishing a previous obituary written for David Bowie, with Bowie’s name crossed out and Prince’s written… Read More ›

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