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• Cyber Security Strategy Will Allow ASIO To Rick Roll Foreign Leaders

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull has pledged $230 million for Australia’s new cyber security strategy and is confident that it will greatly increase ASIO’s capability to trick world leaders into watching Rick Astley videos. “Any nation without the ability to frustrate its enemies… Read More ›

• Channel 9’s AFL Footy Show To Be Broadcast Live From Beirut

  By theunozblog on 21/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Channel 9 has today announced that next week’s broadcast of the AFL Footy Show will be telecast live in Beirut after a deal was struck with the Lebanese government. A spokesperson for the network told The (un)Australian: “We’re very excited to be taking… Read More ›

• Premiere of Anti-Vaccination Film Cancelled Due To Whooping Cough

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The gala Sydney premiere of the new anti vaccination “documentary” Vaxxed had to be cancelled last night due to an outbreak of whooping cough. “With all the loud coughing going on in the cinema it would have been impossible for… Read More ›

• Ginger Pride Rally Called Off Due To Unexpectedly Fine Weather

  By Carlo Sands on 19/04/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Many are chalking it up to one more consequence of global warming. Plans by Melbourne’s long-oppressed Ginger community to hold their first-ever Pride rally over the weekend had to be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions after the day proved… Read More ›

• Deputy PM’s Tourism Plan To Lure Celebrities To Australia Via Court Action Deemed Successful

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  National Party leader and aspiring tourism minister Barnaby Joyce has been lauded after his plan to lure celebrities to Australia via court action has been deemed a success with the arrival of Johnny Depp on the Gold Coast yesterday. A spokesperson… Read More ›

• Grant Hackett Records Personal Best Public Embarrassment.

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Swimmer Grant Hackett has gotten over his disappointment at not recording an Olympic qualifying public embarrassment during the Australian trials by recording a PB during a flight from Adelaide to Melbourne. “I was really hoping to cause a big enough… Read More ›

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