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• Trump Demands Bernie Sanders Reveals His 11 Secret Herbs and Spices

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›

• World Records Highest February Levels Of People Saying “How About This Heat”

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The world is facing a climate emergency after figures released by security listening agency Echelon revealed that in February people used the phrase “How about this heat” a record 1.5% times above the average. “Our scanning of intercepted phone conversations,… Read More ›

• Eric Abetz Calls For A Plebiscite On Holding a Marriage Equality Plebiscite

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›

• AC/DC Guitarist Finally Graduates From School

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young has graduated after 50 years of repeating sixth class due to failing grades caused by having to stay up all night playing in his band rather than doing his homework. “For five decades now I’ve… Read More ›

• Socially Awkward People Hoping Bad Weather Continues

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Socially awkward people, tradesmen and elevator passengers across the nation are hoping for the trend of hot and humid weather to continue over the coming week, thus enabling the easy facilitation of non-controversial conversations. “Mugginess is pretty much the holy grail… Read More ›

• Johnny Depp’s Dogs Refuse To Rule Out Running Against Barnaby Joyce

  By theunozblog on 10/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›

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