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• Trump Thinkpiece Bursts Out Of Chest Of Internet Commentator

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›

• Man Who “Can’t Believe It’s March Already” Starts Making Preparations For April

  By Nathan Lentern on 09/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A Sydney man fed up with constantly being caught by surprise by the progression of time has resolved to be ready and waiting for it from this point onward. Peter Peterson, a 38-year-old mail room clerk from Petersham, has devised… Read More ›

• Spider Overpopulation Causes Rising Web Prices

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney’s spider plague has been blamed for a sharp rise in the cost of webs, with many generation Y spiders facing the prospect of being permanently priced out of the web market. “This has been a great summer in terms… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Receives Top Honour In International Women’s Day Awards

  By Tim Govers on 08/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones has been named Feminist Ally of The Year at a star-studded lunch overlooking Sydney Harbour today as part of International Women’s Day celebrations. In a move that has outraged feminists, the Feminist Ally of The Year… Read More ›

• New Book Claims Peta Credlin Re-Gifted Flowers To Mrs Abbott, Virginity To Mr Abbott

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A new book by a Canberra insider has revealed rumours that former prime ministerial chief of staff Peta Credlin re-gifted a bunch of flowers to Margie Abbott and her virginity to Tony Abbott. “Tony Abbott once said that virginity is… Read More ›

• Turnbull: ‘Mardi Gras A Needed Break From The Hard Work Of Caving To Homophobia’

  By Carlo Sands on 07/03/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  The first prime minister to ever attend Sydney’s famed Mardi Gras parade, Malcolm Turnbull, said he thoroughly enjoyed the gay pride street parade, saying he “really needed a bit of a break” having been “hard at work” caving to his… Read More ›

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