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• Motel’s Leave Only Dirty Towels On Floor Policy Saves Planet

  By Carlo Sands on 18/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Climate change scientists have announced that global warming has been reversed due to the brave actions of the world’s motel owners in insisting that guests only leave towels that they want to be cleaned on the floor of the bathroom…. Read More ›

• Macquarie Dictionary replaces ‘ask’ with ‘arks’

  By Tim Govers on 18/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Linguists have been predicting the change for decades and the 2016 edition of the only record of standard Australian English will make it official: from now on ‘ask’ is spelled ‘arks’ to match the most common pronunciation of the word. Macquarie… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Says, “Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me!”

  By theunozblog on 15/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly. The press release follows… Read More ›

• Spirit Of Tasmania To Be Renamed Spirit Of Sydney After Crashing Into Melbourne Pier

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 15/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A campaign to rename the Spirit of Tasmania II, ‘the Spirit of Sydney’, has been successful, with TT-Line Company CEO Bernard Dwyer announcing the name change this afternoon. The crusade sprung into action Wednesday evening after reports that the Spirit… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›

• Canberra’s Telstra Tower To Be Renamed in Honour Of Hometown Boy James Hird

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s capital city Canberra has today announced that they will be renaming their iconic Telstra tower which overlooks the city the ‘James Hird Prick’ in honour of the Essendon great and hometown boy James Hird. A Canberra spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We don’t… Read More ›

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