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• Australian Government Reclassifies Asylum Seeker ‘Children’ as ‘Funny Looking Adult Midgets’

  By theunozblog on 14/10/2015

  

  In a move to address criticism of Australia’s immigration detention policies, the Department of Immigration and Border Protection announced today that all asylum seekers under the age of 18 would from now on be classified in all government documentation as “midgets” rather than… Read More ›

• Reclaim Australia Sacks Dentist

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/10/2015

  

  Grassroots political movement Reclaim Australia has fired its dentist after venturing outside on the weekend and getting a good look at what the rest of the country’s teeth look like. In a press release tattooed onto the neck of one… Read More ›

• New Laws Apply Terrorism Groundings To 14-Year-Olds

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 13/10/2015

  

  NSW Premier Mike Bard has presented a wish list of changes to current terror laws to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, including a lowering of the age people can be “Terrorism Grounded” from 16 to 14. Attorney-General George Brandis said in a… Read More ›

• Executives Wasting Millions Of Working Hours Per Year Playing With Desk Toys

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2015

  

  A top secret report commissioned by the ASX has found that executives from Australia’s top 100 companies are spending more than 200 million work hours per annum playing with shiny metal desk toys when they should be busy running their… Read More ›

• ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’

  By Carlo Sands on 09/10/2015

  

  The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›

• Office Bake-Off Raises $48 For Mental Health Awareness

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 09/10/2015

  

  Employees at WorldCare Insurance,  located in Sydney, NSW, have raised an incredible $48 for beyondblue to help raise awareness of mental health issues. The empathetic co-workers managed to raise such a generous amount by utilising a bake-off to encourage fellow… Read More ›

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