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• Melbourne Zoo Takes Delivery Of A Breeding Pair Of Andrew Bolts

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/10/2015

  

  Keepers at the Melbourne Zoo say that the recently arrived pair of endangered Andrew Bolts are settling well into their new enclosure. “We’ve given them some photos of Jeremy Corbyn to play with and this has helped distract them from… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Laments Trade Deals Making Caviar Unaffordable To Low Income Workers

  By theunozblog on 08/10/2015

  

  Labor leader and William Hill bookmakers odds on favourite for next political leader to be knifed, Bill Shorten has today released a statement lamenting the Abbott/Turnbull/who’s next? government’s trade deals on the grounds they will adversely affect low income workers ability to purchase… Read More ›

• Benji Madden Finds New Way To Look Like A Massive Tool

  By theunozblog on 07/10/2015

  

  Reality television ‘star’ turned celebrity spouse, Benji Madden has revealed a new way to look like a massive tool after revealing a diamond patterned tattoo on the top of his head. Madden was pictured in West Hollywood and almost went… Read More ›

• What’s In The Trans-Pacific Partnership Trade Deal? The (un)Australian Speculates Wildly

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 07/10/2015

  

  For the past eight years, 12 major economies, including Australia, have been negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP). The TPP is the largest free-trade agreement in history and because of its far reaching consequences, the contents have been kept secret from… Read More ›

• After Labour Day, Workers Keep Forgetting It’s Tuesday

  By Ryan Crawford on 06/10/2015

  

  The Citizens of Australia enjoyed a long weekend in the first week of October this year with only WA, Tasmania and the Northern Territory missing out. However, people in the states that celebrated Labour Day by taking Monday off have… Read More ›

• England Rugby Union Team To Be Sent To Penal Colony

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2015

  

  The England Rugby Union team are to be sent as convicts to the penal colony of Australia for acts of treason committed in the vicinity of Twickenham recently. The team will begin their sentence immediately after fulfilling their obligations against… Read More ›

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