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• The (un)Australian’s Guide On What Not To Say To Someone With Cancer

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 02/10/2015

  

  An estimated 126,000 Australians will be diagnosed with cancer this year, and as Australia’s border patrol experiments more with the potential of Hulk-ification, that number is only set to increase. Yet despite the large number of cancer sufferers, the social… Read More ›

• Bangladesh Tour Cancelled Due To Fears It May Have Prolonged Career Of Shaun Marsh

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/10/2015

  

  Cricket Australia has announced the cancellation of two match test series in Bangladesh amid concern that it might have led to a resurgence in the career of batsman Shaun Marsh. “We just couldn’t take the chance that Shaun would do… Read More ›

• Expectations Low For Mount Rushmore 2.0

  By theunozblog on 01/10/2015

  

  In news that is sure to rock the world of Australian granite sculpting, Lewisham sculptor/casual methamphetamine producer Michael Newman is set to unveil what he describes as a “long-overdue sequel” to the Mount Rushmore rock carving. The sculpture, entitled Mount… Read More ›

• Julie Bishop’s Boyfriend Allowed Into Cockpit To See How U.N. Is Flown

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/10/2015

  

  The boyfriend of Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop was given an extra thrill during his partner’s visit to the United Nations General Assembly when the captain invited him into the cockpit to watch how the organisation is flown. “I got… Read More ›

• Abbott Consults Rudd On How Best To Honour Kill The Liberal Party

  By theunozblog on 30/09/2015

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›

• Australian Outrage At A Very Specific Type Of Abuser

  By theunozblog on 30/09/2015

  

  A study released this month has found a direct correlation between outrage at celebrities’ domestic abuse charges, and musical collaboration with Pitbull (AKA Mr Worldwide). Chris Brown, who featured alongside the rapper on 2015’s ‘Fun’ will be denied entry to… Read More ›

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