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• George Zimmerman’s Profile Insists ‘Retweets Not Endorsements’

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 29/09/2015

  

  Acquitted murderer George Zimmerman has created controversy by retweeting a photo of the body of Trayvon Martin, the African-American teenager that Mr Zimmerman murdered legally. Despite the outrage caused by the retweet, Mr Zimmerman insisted that he had no idea… Read More ›

• Targeted Facebook Ads Tells Wanker What His Friends Are Too Polite To Say

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/09/2015

  

  A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›

• Shitty Wages Only Way To Keep Price Of Mars Bar Below $10 Claims 7-Eleven

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/09/2015

  

  Convenience store 7-Eleven has defended the low wages it pays its employees, saying the price of a Mars Bar would skyrocket if they were forced to raise salaries to anywhere near a living wage. “We’re struggling as it is to keep… Read More ›

• Calls For Unsuitable Women And Feckless Poor People To Be Outlawed

  By theunozblog on 28/09/2015

  

  Daily Telegraph columnist and self-confessed ‘sci-fi nut’ Miranda Devine is leading the charge to have unsuitable women and feckless poor people outlawed. Devine usually the first to rally against the ‘nanny’ state has recently surmised that domestic violence only occurs… Read More ›

• Ice Epidemic A Bonanza For Scrawny And Sunken Eyed Actors

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/09/2015

  

  The current ice epidemic is proving to be a rich source of income for Australia’s most emaciated and haggard looking actors. “My agent gets three or four calls a week asking how I look going berko in a shopping mall,”… Read More ›

• ‘It Started With Alternative Music. Then I Tried To Destroy Modern Civilisation’

  By Carlo Sands on 25/09/2015

  

  The federal government’s new anti-radicalisation kit for schools, “Living Safer Together”, has already made waves for featuring the harrowing story of Karen, a young woman who “grew up in a loving family who never participated in activism of any sort”,… Read More ›

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