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• Channel V Nominates Chris Brown As White Ribbon Day Ambassador

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2015

  

  Channel V has announced that they would like to nominate American singer Chris Brown as an ambassador for the domestic violence awareness campaign White Ribbon Day. The music channel, famous for launching the careers of Andrew G and Jabba, is… Read More ›

• Liberal Backbencher Stunned To Learn Peta Credlin Is A Woman

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/09/2015

  

  A Liberal backbencher has told The (un) Australian, “off the record” that they were stunned to learn that the  former Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, Peta Credlin was a woman and not, as the name “Peta” indicated, a man…. Read More ›

• Government Introduces Kebab Shop Lockout Laws

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/09/2015

  

  Tubby late night diners have been angered by the introduction of new laws making it illegal to serve kebabs after 10pm in designated parts of Sydney. “In an effort to curb the city’s appalling binge obesity problem, kebabs will now only… Read More ›

• Employer Criticised For Not Giving Employee Savage Bollocking

  By theunozblog on 23/09/2015

  

  An employer has been widely condemned for failing to scare the living daylights out of an employee in their first week of a new job. Leigh Sales, 7:30 presenter and an Australian taxpayer, was openly criticised for missing an opportunity… Read More ›

• Calls For Abbott To Be Knighted Over Services To Women

  By theunozblog on 23/09/2015

  

  After his departure as minister for women, calls are being made for Tony Abbott to be knighted for his services to Australian women. New Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced his new cabinet featuring five women, which, it was pointed… Read More ›

• Scott Morrison Reluctantly Ecstatic About Treasurer Appointment

  By theunozblog on 22/09/2015

  

  Fresh from being sworn in as the new Treasurer at Government House, The (un)Australian was able to sit down for a brief interview with the normally reticent Scott Morrison. Looking somewhat flushed and bouncing occasionally in his seat, Mr Morrison… Read More ›

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