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Britons ‘Relieved’ David Cameron Merely Screwed Dead Pig
The mood on UK streets today was “relieved” after allegations Prime Minister David Cameron had merely performed a sexual act on a dead pig as part an initiation ritual into an exclusive Oxford University secret society, and not a live… Read More ›
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Cory Bernadi Only Person In Australia Who Knows What They Think Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Victory
South Australian senator Cory Bernadi’s offer to resign from the Liberal Party in protest has made him the first person in Australia to come to any kind of conclusion about what they think about Malcolm Turnbull’s rise to the position… Read More ›
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US Considers Joe Hockey’s Appointment As Ambassador An Act Of War
Australia’s relationship with the United States is at breaking point, with revelations over the weekend that former treasurer Joe Hockey is to be appointed as Australia’s next ambassador to the United States. Sources suggest the US is treating the move as… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Stops Briefings On Economy
The newly minted Turnbull Government’s treasurer, Scott Morrison says any changes to the cash rate by the Reserve Bank of Australia will be considered “operational matters” from now on. The Australian economy grew just 0.2 percent in the last quarter,… Read More ›
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Onion Lobby Mourning Loss Of ‘Our Greatest Champion’
“We’ve lost our greatest advocate,” Onions Australia CEO Lynn Bulb said over the dramatic events this week that saw conservative prime minister and renowned onion lover Tony Abbott replaced by Malcolm Turnbull, whose attitude to the vegetable remains untested. “You’d… Read More ›
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Kevin Rudd Casually Mentions That He Was Way More Popular Than Malcolm Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and host of CNN’s Amanpour, Kevin Rudd, has been incessantly bringing up the fact that he was always a more popular leader than current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Mr Rudd and Mr Turnbull squared off as Prime… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
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