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• Danish Zoo Dissects Zookeeper In Front Of Children

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/10/2015

  

  A controversial zoo in Denmark is once again the focus of criticism after euthanising and dissecting an unwanted zookeeper in front of a crowd of hundreds of children. “Zoos commonly put down excess staff so we just wanted this to… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Disappointed Malcolm Turnbull Won’t Play Richie Rich In ALP Production

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2015

  

  Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›

• AFL Club ‘Filthy’ Over Draft Pick Compensation For Discarded Pair Of Footy Socks

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2015

  

  An AFL club (take no notice of the picture) has gone to the AFL Commission to complain that they were not offered a higher draft pick as compensation for discarding a pair of used footy socks as part of their… Read More ›

• Factory Workers Of Australia Report Prime Minister Missing To Police

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2015

  

  The Australian Association of Factory Workers have today gone to the police to report the Prime Minister of Australia missing as no one has seen him visit a factory, farm or processing plant in over a month. A similar report… Read More ›

• George Brandis Accidentally Blows $131 000 000 Metadata Support Fund On Candy Crush Boosters

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2015

  

  Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that “The Government is supporting the telecommunications industry to the tune of $131 million to assist it in its data retention operations.” Senator Brandis argued that ISPs have no excuses not to be ready…. Read More ›

• Westpac Rate Rise Not Westpac’s Fault; Economy Was Asking For It

  By Ryan Crawford on 14/10/2015

  

  Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›

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